i wrote this while searching google to compare myself to real men

let's know girls...

i'm hoping that online i'd read of mens' might
wanna get as strong, get proud
wanna make the boys see me as their boy
how much can they curl in pounds?
for exhibition, i'll go a-lifting,
get a little down with spite
ain't gonna grasp 'natomically-correct,
i only wanna hang with strong guys

the best thing about esteem-pushing humans,
is what's unwarranted is granted absolutely

oh oh oh, world of "strong ladies" changing the lady
mens' shirts on girls, oh oh oh
i'm no strong guy, it's truth and justified, oh oh oh
i'm always asking buffed men for direction
prove me a man, prove that i can, oh oh oh
i wanna be equal, be seen as made of steel
man, i feel like a woman!

like girls need face saved, my spite is gonna make
me mad to be downed with ten pounds
neither superman or st'llone, i'm man-in-half
i wanna get a manly vow
the best thing about esteem-pushing humans
is what's unwarranted is granted absolutely

oh oh oh, world of "strong ladies," jesus is pro-gay, see?
men hurt, tears squirt, oh oh oh
fairies have pride, we move with dudely stride, oh oh oh
we're never grasping for manly direction,
proven as male, therapy's hailed, oh oh oh
we wanna be equal and deemed a stable scene
man, i feel like a woman!

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