um, this one's to the casino girls, the bartender girl and the liquor store girl
...the medical nurses...
oh, some of the porno store girls too :)

girls, i can't understand it, why you wanna hurt me
am i all that freaking young to you?
i try to pass as a grown man, and i am mocked, belittled
[i am scoffed as 'legal']
will you ever see right, what's in front of you?

these girls wanna card me all the time
card me all the time, card me all the time
these girls wanna card me all the time
card me all the time

you see me as 'young,' i'd brag if it'd not hassle
i give my license to prove the man in me
you maybe just think i'm slight, for that i'll sue your ass off
you'd wish you'd think some before reproaching me

these girls wanna card me all the time...


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