i'm starting this one because my eye needs pressure on it to make my head feel semi-relieved when it hurts
i guess it's the demons in my brain singing this song, them or my spiteful socialist sister

you have to learn your pain's your wealth (head hurts)
you just spite everybody's health (head hurts)
you're only taxed on what investements 'ccrue
but you're still glum and long-faced,
but the only thing you need's a bank for funds' ACH
and you're mad because your head hurts?

you're bruised and gawk at normal boys (head hurts)
like being you is not a joy (head hurts)
you learned in class you've no attentive brain
now here you are at your place with your peter-pan head-slight
you have those scars, so you're paid
and you're mad because your head hurts?

all grown up, you've nothing to show
whine once, whine to pity and woe
all your life's a do-as-you-please
your miseries don't make me grieve

(it's not an "as you please")
(head hurts)

won't mask contempt for what you own (head hurts)
you'd have to hand it to the poor (head hurts)
i'm sure you have some cosmic rationale
but here you are, it's midlife, bank account's still auto-stocked
so there's the crux of my spite, it's my call to mock your head-hurts

all your life's a ride that's been free
i need your shoes, brain-injure me

i'm sure you have some cosmic rationale
but here you are at your place, living ferris bueller's life
you have those scars, so you're paid
and you cannot handle head-hurts?!

did i say i took pills to sleep in hopes my headache would go away, somewhere around "contempt for what you own"?


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