i feel pretty [the self-love song]

i feel witty, oh so witty - i feel witty belittling the gays
and i pity when they turn it onto me, their shame
i feel charming - call me smarty, but my heart seems to scar their esteem
my brain inj'ry makes it hard for them to b'lieve my speech

see that pretty thong on the alpha-male
dude is so attractive to me
but my witty brain bashes sissy sex
as the prissy child fucks for male i.d.

i feel stunning and entrancing,
it's so funny to blast the gay voids
whose "self-love" leaves them pretty lonely for boys

[GAYS]
have you met the brain-damaged freaka?
the craziest words he does talk
you'll know him the minute you see him
he's the one who's in need of a manly-made cock

he thinks that self-love means being his mate
that isn't self-love, it's "no dates for gays"
he trusts his esteem as man of his dreams
but gay makes him cream

keep away from his many screen-names
he is not much fun, he's obscene, eh?
not-so demure, just look at his site
his head's a soph'more's, amounts to a child's!

[DYLAN]
i feel witty, oh so witty, individuals should live up to be
a facsimile that's been organized to model me
i feel gifted, i'm real funny, i am ditzey and sometimes i'm blind
i'm so shifty, being manic underscores it fine

see that witty dork in that mirror there?
who could be attractive as he?
such a witty name, such a pretty flesh
such a winning smile, such a grinning teen

i feel stunning and entrancing,
it's so funny to blast the gay voids
whose "self-love" leaves them pretty lonely for boys


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