gay thing, you look good tonight
that muscled flesh sure moves my psyches
but i may just be thinkin' and not speakin'
before i go and converse, dude,
'fore i'll even make a move
"girly drinks" will only slight my fearin's
under normal circumstances, ill ever hide my views
but the sex fiend in me dances when stifler's on the tube

give me steve and alcohol
he's got some fucking balls
always seems to lift my self-esteem
the culmination of these drugs
every time will make me much
better maybe than i've ever been
but it ain't my thoughts
blame it on steve and alcohol

now, if you happen to decide
to give me all your firm behind
gay thing, i'd be glad to bone your brawn
but there'll be no 'i told you so's
i'll tell you now, so now you know
hun, without the stif-man, i'm a yawn
now, before you get a boner
before you're seeing mine
i think i oughtta get what i require

give me steve and alcohol
he's got some fucking balls
always seems to lift my self-esteem
the culmination of these drugs
every time will make me much
better maybe than i've ever been
but it ain't my thoughts
blame it on steve and alcohol


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