another song inspired by my sister.  i'd feel bad, badmouthing her, if her total attitude towards me was not as spiteful as the words: "what do you care about your taxes going to give free health care to illegals, you have more money than you know what to do with' and endless "must be nice' quips regarding what i spend money on.

then when i offer her money, she's too proud to take it from me.  but she'd take it from society, since "music therapy" is not as fruitful a job as she'd like, she must feel entitled.  i know, that's the second time i brought it up, but socialists seem to need some life-planning skills - and i'm NOT being racist, because my sister is WHITE.

:-')

i only pay taxes on the money i invest, so this song may be bashing the greedy have-nots (appropriately, will-nots), but it's not a recourse for their taking my money.

thinking yours is what i want, better get it from the top
there, make me better, make them pay mo'
ones who make too much money better give to me me me
proud those dudes are taxed up the hole

cuz i need it so much, just pay me with yours
well, i'm way too proud to get if someone gen'rous comes along
but i want it so much, to need is hush-hushed,
but everybody needs to pay taxes

if dc can take it for me, it belittles not my pride
i ain't too proud to get, no!
if my brother is off'rin, i scoff him cuz it's scornin'
i'm way too proud to get now!
two hundred from each grand, mock not my skills or talents
i'm made to earn much less, so
well, it ain't like i'm naggin' - no choice when handed cash and
i ain't too proud, i ain't too proud

screaming loud at my tv, mad at gates and corp'rate freaks
gotta get the dough of fat-cats
i ain't too proud to get from the self-made man if through dc
cuz i'm holding out not my hand

i'm a needy grown-up and i hate to be scorned
so i'm way too proud to get with parents, live on their what they earned
but i want it so much, to need is hush-hushed,
but everybody needs to pay taxes

if dc can take it for me, it belittles not my pride
i ain't too proud to get, no!
if my brother is off'rin, i scoff him cuz it's scornin'
i'm way too proud to get now!
two hundred from each grand, mock not my skills or talents
they make me earn much less, so
well, it ain't like i'm naggin' - no choice when handed cash and
i ain't too proud, i ain't too proud

realize that socialism ain't reality, cuz it compensates
through tax, the passions of this lazy 'me' age
so you boo and complain for hundred-pence
your cries deceive the rest, cuz your job's a music-therapist
in other words, let's refresh some heads
about schoolin' til 30 or training for jobs useless
yeah, pride likes it not to (kiss) so best to give
ooh, make a DNC gift!


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