this one was written when strong woman was "making a joke" about taking me into the parking lot to beat some sense into me, because i shoved the receipt into my pocket and she had to uncrumple it when i gave it to her.

just click the letter i wrote to the head of the company - i emailed it and also sent it postal, via ezgram, from the comfort of my computer.


"i am nikki finn and i will not be denied...i will know vengeance"
thinkin' surely i have got better ways to make 'em talk,
maybe better cuz it hits home
i'll be faking hurts, you see, vexing the hos at the sheetz
proudly 'ssuming victimous role

if i need to bleed cuz it's the fame i long for,
then i ain't too proud to fret if someone has to rub me wrong
if i want to feel just like the king of the "buzz"
everyone at sheetz, they know of me!

if i'm feelin like they're scornin' or belittlin' my life
i ain't too proud to fret, no!
if the oven is on and food's not a-gettin hotter
i ain't too proud to fret, no!
dudette threatens a lot, i stop myself from bashing
i ain't too proud to fret, though...
so it ain't like i'm naggin with poignant mad-emailin
you hate me now, i'll play it loud

feelin proud by playin weak,
scared of women tongue-in-cheek
gotta let them know threats are bad
i ain't too proud to fret, you see,
cuz woman's reality
tends to show that strength is not man's

if i see through them much, if it's fame i long for,
then i ain't too proud to fret if someone has to rub me wrong
if i want this one fucked, cuz her speech beat me up
everyone at sheetz will not love me!

if i'm feelin like they're scornin' or belittlin' my life
i ain't too proud to fret, no!
if the oven is on and food's not a-gettin hotter
i ain't too proud to fret, no!
dudette threatens a lot, i stop myself from bashing
i ain't too proud to fret, though...
so it ain't like i'm naggin with poignant mad-emailin
you hate me now, i'll play it loud

realize the realism of reality treats us both the same
when anger-manage is the game in this age
so you lose and i gain from your threats n shit
well i don't mean to get you fired, hottie, but the hell with it
in other words, let's refresh your head
about speaking out curses and saving the job you get
yeah, i like it when you [kiss] both sets of lips
ooooh, on the jld's ass
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