this one was written after i got a letter from NU2BBnPGH@aol.com.  BB is "bareback," condomless, he's a thrill a minute.  or a kill a minute.

among a litany of assumptions and other paranoid accusations, he says i'm a "self-hating faggot" for authoring the "convoluted mess" that i call a website.   i'm wondering why he bothered to write such a long letter, complaining about a website he maintains he's "above".

well, here's the song...

i hate myself, i want to spew hatred
so i'd feel proud, not feel self-berated
i hurt deep down, i want to feel fine, see?
i'm depressed, my health is not good, it's so grimey!

i don't want better mental-health
"men" who scream and shout true-
ly must be helped
i don't want to take away their help
oh no, oh no, oh no!

you're the one who blames it on others
from your lust to shaken pride
when your vote counts, you're all for nannies
you wanna be a child

i close my eyes and hear you igonore me
but that's gay "pride," self-defense through much talking
a fool could see just how much you beg for it
but the man that you need's not you, better reform him

i don't want better mental-health
"men" who dream of brown poo,
they must be helped
i don't want to take away their help
oh no, oh no, oh no!

they want dudes
they don't want better mental-health
and when they think of brown poo
they touch themselves
[pyou! pyou! pyou!]


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