"under the bridge" brings to mind being in frenchtown one summer night with erin, at 18 or 19, and running into andy, who was a year or two below us in high school.  i didn't know him, but ever since that day i spent in "in-school suspension" my senior year, he became my "something to be".  that's why i named my first screenplay, andy's beach, only partly because ANDY is DYLAN with an L.

sometimes i feel like i don't have a problem
sometimes i feel i'm always content
in the building i live in, the building that's made for
lonliness, i can occupy my time

i drive on the streets and sing with dramatics
i gawk at the people as role models, and
i see who i'd be if i'd just take a hint, but
i never worry bout 'dapting my life

and i don't ever wanna feel like i need to change
maybe i'm just lazy, but maybe it's my brain
i don't ever wanna be just an injured brain
maybe i display it much, maybe that's a game

it's hard to achieve like the somebodies out there
it's hard to achieve - it's my frontal lobe
that deems me a blunder who ain't soci'lly much, see?
motivates i lack, acceptable prides

and i don't ever wanna feel like i need to change
maybe i'm just lazy, but maybe it's my brain
i don't ever wanna be just an injured brain
maybe i display it much, maybe that's a game

under average is how i care to do life's stuff
under average ain't proud, i should not aim for much
under average is how i got aroused by butch
under average is how i'm gay, real guys have strength


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