why can't we be men, why can't we be men
why can't we be men, why can't we be men

i see nuts, i see nuts, i see nuts, now i'm a gawking guy
i'm feeling so needy, i really see men not with an eye-to-eye

why can't we be men, why can't we be men
why can't we be men, why can't we be men

i see nuts, i see nuts, i see nuts - talk me down, i'm high and proud
i've fallen for balls and they're callin, it's the gift of male self-doubt
i feign my, i feign my, i feign my "manly" as internalized
i weep cuz i see us - we need this manic-type facade of pride

why can't we be men, why can't we be men
why can't we be men, why can't we be men

the muscles, the muscles, big muscles under skin's what has my esteem
one strong ass and strong calves and strong backs deem what is a fantasy
i try ta get wider, i try but slight the "cize" with exer-rest
takes time to get wider, i like to go inside a hunk instead

why can't we be men, why can't we be men
why can't we be men, why can't we be men

sometimes i know i'm slight
because i know what makes my cock standin' proud
i know i gawk at all the beefy gays
i shouldn't stop it, i was born this way!


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