every time i finish humping my bed, everything shuts down.  and every time i realize firm behinds smell like shit.


i theorize i need a life with dudes
i know their clothes'd be so cool to remove
we'd bed together nude, but i'd once cum
and only chime "goodbye," then leave

cuz i know the dude has one thing on his mind
i'd be lying to tell you there's no whore in mine
but before i'm gay with any dude
there's something that just cries "catch 22"

cuz the lust gets in the way
i just fuck for ice to break
but i'm not much the type
to give respect to the guy
whose life's all 'bout humping men

so even though my life
is a bore without the guys
i won't say "hey" to the dudes
cuz my lust gets in the way

my heart has always been so lonely for
amazing guys to come a-knocking at my door
and despite the fact it's hurting me,
i know that i am just a sexu'l freak

and the lust gets in the way
i just fuck for ice to break
but i'm not much the type
to give respect to the guy
whose life's all 'bout humping men

so even though my life
is a bore without the guys
i won't say "hey" to the dudes
cuz my lust gets in the way

i'd try to make my friend, dudes
but the lust gets in the way


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