100 calories burned on the treadmill, all at once, not in 4 sets throughout the day


all at once, i finally seized the moment
and the steep incline would grasp ninety cal'ries back
and i'm finally building up my butt

all at once, i started having fears not
that ap'thy'd defeat the strength of heiney-ass and legs
but all my dreams of ass-girth, will be done

ever since my tread moved, i could only run for sooooo...long
now i last for ten m'nutes, though i am brave to try for more

all at once, i'm given guts to perservere, wishing not to end it here
and that's all that matters, now
all at once, i've given up my apathy, holding onto high-school dreams
and i yearn for porn just to show firm butts' form as a role
call me nuts

all at once, i'm looking down - the counter moved to fifty - mutherfuck
it's fucking twice my norm, i've ever-dreamed this happ'ning
what the fuck?

all at once, i'm smil'ng - truly freaking
rightly something has been changed, i could go on all day
but best be on my bed, freaking a song

ever since my tread moved, i could only run for sooooo...long
now i last for ten m'nutes, though i am brave to try for more

all at once, i'm given guts to perservere, wishing not to end it here
and that's all that matters, now
all at once, i've given up my apathy, holding onto high-school dreams
and i yearn for porn just to show firm butts' form as a role
call me nuts

all at once, i'm given guts to perservere, wishing not to end it here
and it's surely more than i've known, so much more heiney-growth will become!!!


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