i was thinking, "like a leech" when i saw these pictures, but the songs never turn out like i first thought.
it used to be "when i fall for dave," just for a man's name, but then i thought i'd pay homage to the pool man.

men are a mystery, men are what i grasp not, so
i see one all butt-na...ked, i feel my bone

men who earn my praise, they're just like big strong bears
the doubt in my be'ng says i'm just half-a-male
it's a big-time scowl, why i feel arousal
guys psyche for males, masc'line replacements hail

"i'm queer by choice," says 'pride' of gay things blindly
"it's not my choice, it's in mom's loins," hear their pride weep
i know my mind, no god has made me voided
doubt has my mind, i blow the guys
self-discov'ry

men who turn me gay, they've got a chest of hair
the doubt in my be'ng says i'm just half-a-male
it's a big-time scowl, why i feel arousal
guys psyche for males just to erase our errs

like a child, you giggle at a man's meat
your dick will grow, excited smiles
now i can see
that i'm naive to bend on over willf'lly
your queerness speakin' right to me
says my mind's weak

when i fall for jay, it's like a little err
the doubt in my be'in calls him 'the master male'
it's a big-time scowl, why i feel arousal
guys psyche for males just to replace our errs

must psyche for males - the void's like straight females'
all psyche for mystery - mine's masculinity
guys psyche for things that are not what we be
guys psyche at bare nude boys, our voids can't understand
our voids can't understand what is male


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