when i was in the school plays, i always admired those who could cry on-cue.


you cry to justify a selfless human being
but your charm is quite misleading
when you try to exhibition feelings
maybe once or twice, miss manners can be cold-as-ice
look how you've talked and dealt forever,
now your song is that you're better?

oy vey!

i'll believe you when
i'll believe you when
when every pig lev'tates just like a hawk
i'll believe you when
i'll believe you when
when every pig/bluejay clone makes me gawk

you could talk forever, feign amendments to your soul
and i would never see it valid, and your "change" campaign speaks more
mrs. hyde comes out at night, for mrs. jekyll ain't well-liked
still, we comment on your back-pedals - you just promise to be better

oy vey!

i'll believe you when
i'll believe you when
when every pig lev'tates just like a hawk
i'll believe you when
i'll believe you when
when every pig/bluejay clone makes me gawk

there's nothing you can say we won't analyze
nothing you can do will ever change your lies
"maybe i'd do better if i sold them all free health"


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