In his book entitled The Audacity of Hope, Obama writes: "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction". The quote comes from page 261 of the paperback edition.


i started with a parody of george michael's "freedom '90," in (dis)honor of obama's win in 2008, but in 2009 i wrote more in his (dis)honor.
freedom '90 u can't touch this , waiting for that day , bad medicine , something's coming , can't let go , hot for teacher , you're the inspiration , i have nothing , pray , does anybody ever really fall in love anymore , rhythm nation , i go blind , miss you much , i still believe , never a time
...but how about someone parody run dmc's "dumb girl," in honor of the one speaking
my parody of sheryl crow's "strong enough"
inspired by some homo calling bush a retard

god, i feel i fell tonight
tears of rage i cannot hide
i've been so slapped, i've melted since you asked
"are you smart enough for harvard, man...or yale?"

w. ain't nothing bright
the ivy league's not childlike
dub-yoo, i say's no brain like that
he's not smart enough for harvard, yale

lie to me
i got this disbelief
lie to me
cuz he's a dweeb!

i have no place, no place to go
i said dub-you's dumb, now i won't
self-pride won't let me dis his grasp
i'm not smart enough for harvard, man...or yale

when i'm shown the facts, i just can't bear
to be throwing untruths everywhere
and i'm broken-down cuz i can't stand
that he's smart enough for harvard/yale

lie to me
i'm sorry i deceived
lie to me
but he's a dweeb!
my parody of matchbox 20's "i'll believe you when"
inspired by hillary's feigned tears-slash-concern for the welfare of the country

you cry to justify a selfless human being
but your charm is quite misleading
when you try to exhibition feelings
maybe once or twice, miss manners can be cold-as-ice
look how you've talked and dealt forever,
now your song is that you're better?

oy vey!

i'll believe you when
i'll believe you when
when every pig lev'tates just like a hawk
i'll believe you when
i'll believe you when
when every pig/bluejay clone makes me gawk

you could talk forever, feign amendments to your soul
and i would never see it valid, and your "change" campaign speaks more
mrs. hyde comes out at night, for mrs. jekyll ain't well-liked
still, we comment on your back-pedals - you just promise to be better

oy vey!

i'll believe you when
i'll believe you when
when every pig lev'tates just like a hawk
i'll believe you when
i'll believe you when
when every pig/bluejay clone makes me gawk

there's nothing you can say we won't analyze
nothing you can do will ever change your lies
"maybe i'd do better if i sold them all free health"
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