i wrote this one when i got home from dinner at a restaurant, where the 22 year-old (read, immature) Strongwomen were doing their best to express their disdain with me...with as much of a seemingly unintentional lack-of-service as they could manage.  i realized the collection of offensive personalities that i am, while lip-synching and quivering my lips like prince or officer krystal as i drove down the highway with my mp3s playing.

look at my mind, who do you see? a hundred personalities
i'd grow from anger, low self-esteem to be everything i longed to be
i'm a hundred personalities
my mood does teem with 'ccentricities
i'm the cult of personality, the cult of personality, the cult of personality

neon lights, a rogue website - well, it seems to freak your unsteady pride
you don't ever call to me, know it boosts identity

identities i keep in me keep a smiling face on my esteem
i'm a hundred personalities
my ignored youth begets ap'thy - cried help enough, now love's surreal
i'm a hundred personalities
like joseph stalin, i'm lonely
but my hundred personalities, their fronts give me identities, though once i earned no vanity

neon lights, a rogue website - well, it seems to freak unsteady pride
you don't ever call on me, know it boosts identity

my way is born 'gain, my way is gay, my way is louder when i'm onstage
i'm every person's identity
i'm the cult of personality


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