i was at best buy. the guy was trying to give me a hard time, "since you lost your credit card i can't help you" and then i went to home depot and called best buy 888 number and they gave me receipt number. so i went back and gave him receipt number, he was trying to prolong the inevitable, first he said the number wasn't pulling anything up, so i said to call the people i spoke to, and he just didn't say anything and kept checking his computer and we talked and i said again just call the people i spoke to, and he asked my number again and this time pulled up my account and gave me a credit

do you know me?
i ask cuz tons of gay "men" hate poise
do you know me?
don't hate my bashing, you too make noise

don't tell me i am rude
and don't sell queers' humble ways
see "gay pride," know that they're rude
know i'll be just the same

do you know me?
don't try to b'rate me, cuz then i've fame
do you know me?
groans or cheers vow you rec'gnize my face

oh, i know that you cus the straights
and i know that you fucked the schools
so just let me be myself
that's what you ask, me too

i'm funny, i love to make fun
i'm free, yeah and you'd stifle my speech
you live for pride, your ways you flaunt
you'd change my views, resembling queers'

don't tell me i am rude
and don't sell queers' humble ways
to see gays' "pride" shows they're rude
know i'll be just the same

cuz i don't and won't tell you what to say, baby
and i...i so want rebutted, you - that's all i'm saying

this, i guess, continues my "celebrity parody


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