i feel the earth move under my feet
i think i dine much too much, now
i feel my arms always wiggle, and
i'll never model, now

don't shame me when i stuff my face...well, it's really just my way
don't start, please, i can't stand it when you beckon me to change

i feel the earth move under my feet
i think i dine much too much, now
i feel my heart start to tremble, shit!
i'll never live long, now

don't start, please, i can hear it - and it steadily calls me names
i know that i'm a dope, and it's something that i just won't change
i've just got to have huge rations

i feel the earth move under my feet
i think i dine much too much, now
i feel the earth move under my feet
i think i'll die from all my pounds

i must food-control now, or life ends, i know
i've just got to have what's tasty!


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