i would have never known about this - or any - song by anthrax, if i wasn't friends with chanda in 8th grade
but this song's to my sister & the socialists of the world who are jealous that my home-gym has a 16x32 indoor pool.  * IF I WERE RICH, MY INDOOR POOL WOULD BE HEATED PAST 40 F

it started back in high school, one june i was sixteen
the car crashed, making people sad, it spawned brain-injuries
my public school came to me, in my coma-consciousness
once funny and smart and talented, and to rest i laid that shit

paid for my strifes, show not your spite
had no "glory days," trade yours for my bank
we both could've said

nfl, efilnikufesin, nfl
nfl, efilnikufesin, nfl

pains from head and right eye til death
give me what you'd get, i'd give mine
and if you will not be without "equality,"
nfl, nice fuckin life

the whole world shows their hate now like they're damned socialists
if only i had not recouped, would you say i deserve it
your bottom line says "fuck you," cuz you must work and stress
well, my little friend of empathy, you are talkin like i'm less

paid for my strifes, show not your spite
had no "glory days," trade yours for my bank
we both could've said

nfl, efilnikufesin, nfl
nfl, efilnikufesin, nfl

pains from head and right eye til death
give me what you'd get, i'd give mine
and if you will not be without "equality,"
nfl, nice fuckin life

you lived teen life of ex'cell'nce, got your brain that's much in-shape
just once, you'd better lose it, your hatchback at DCA
yet, you tell me "dyl makes too much," you watch me just to shun
too bad things weren't different, who knows what i'd become


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