i first did this song in...2004 maybe...but someone on the voting booth put "it's entertaining" in response to the "what's with this site" topic.  so, voila...

i'm the entertainer on a non-conforming track
another anti-gay jerk, not another 'god hates fags'
i'd lay guys and i'd champion for 'gay rights' as a wrong
cuz i know it's shame and a self-berate,
just to hope for queer when the man you need's
lying broken in your heart

i'm the entertainer and i parody my life,
things i did, those growing-hurts they opened up my eyes
oh, when dyllie gawked at joshie, dyllie got no lay
but he learned a man's he who can be his man
and self-love comes next, when your guy is yourself
not a masculine-replace

i'm the entertainer, living to drown my hurts
playing minds gone shallow and shaping mine to stern
it has been said i'm racist, anti-femigay
ah, but what the hell, you know they're all to sell
the past that denied them as still alive, then
they'll all advantage-take

i'm the entertainer, i bring to you my songs
i like top-ten remade to spew the mind i've shaped so long
oh, i've got to shame "strong" fems and i've got to shame 'gay pride,'
want the men to deem these two fabled things
"overcompensates" or simply "spin" to save face of busted-down self-pride

i'm the entertainer, welcome then to my show
i heard your tolerant words shun me a "hated foe"
it's just like queers' self-pride when they just accept what's much alike
i got the truth in my songs, but they're anti-all,
since i gotta be a dick and scoff their inner-thinks
then i just will open up no eyes

i'm the entertainer, the idol of my brain
i make all kinds of tongue-cheek when my self-scorn creates
you deem me a self-hater, ignore the 'anti' zeal
cuz if i'm no role, you won't be so affected by the bashes and disses, mack
and i'd blunder no esteem

i'm the entertainer on a non-conforming track
another anti-gay jerk, not another 'god hates fags'
i'd lay guys and i'd champion for 'gay rights' as a wrong
cuz i know it's shame and a self-berate,
just to hope for queer when the man you need's
lying broken in your heart


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