nobody believes me when i say the head-injury doc said i wouldn't easily get out of my high-school sophomore mind-set

"sophomorica"

my name is dylan, i'll be your dipshit tonight
i'll be your young son, daddy, teach 'bout male life
i'll be so boy-sterous, my heart's a-wishin'
it got its wish for a man-transition
i'll see some pride in life, under father's power
you're gonna change my life, i'll be a man who matters

give me love, dude, or i'm gay
give me love and help identitay
i'll live as one, a dick won't impress much
i'll live as one, i'll see in dudes my...(nuts)

soph'moric, soph'moric, build a man all over my scrawny
all over me

you could prove me changed, i've not that far to go
i'm not quite as gay as dudes i've blown
it is not a crime, how i mock gay priders
when those pro-gay things just wanna make desire
light the path, sir, with you like my boss
men won't seem opposite, i'm gonna get my brawn

give me love, dude, or i'm gay
give me love and help identitay
i'll live as one, a dick won't impress much
i'll live as one, i'll see in dudes my...(nuts)

soph'moric, soph'moric, build a man all over my scrawny
all over me

i don't think you know what gay is
you don't think emotions say
why we've reason to get pleasure
you have no identitay

only the ones who burned me, could make me half-gendered
only the ones who inflict shame, can take it away

soph'mori - ca


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