i feel my rump as i walk, i feel my glutes move...so...

i feel ass-girth, glutes, under my skin
i feel as i'm walking around
i feel my arms are like mens' and yes,
i bet i'm strong as gals

don't shame me, my conceit will say, "sexy," as i mirror-gaze
i'm charming, i can't stand it when you just don't turn my way

i feel ass-girth, glutes, under my skin
i feel as i'm walking around
i feel they are charmed to catch a glimpse
whenever i'm in town

i'm hard'ning when i see me and my flesh makes me fall in praise
i know that muscle-growth is just something that'll get me laid
i've just got to brag it, gay thing

i feel ass-girth, glutes, under my skin
i feel as i'm walking around, walking around
i feel ass-girth, glutes, under my skin
i feel as i'm walking around, walking around

i'm just-a dude who's so proud to have met his goals
you'd get hot to blow my boner...my boner...my boner...my boner

i feel my e...go fuck self-esteem
i feel with pride, humble missed out
my "humble" missed out
my "humble" missed out...


SONG PARODY 1999-2001   2004   2005   2006   2007   2008   2009   2010   2011   2012   2013   2014   2015   2017

check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com , unless you're there now