* i'm not sure about this song, as the cheap mp3 outlet didn't have it, so i couldn't match the lyrics to the song.

the song's about how i got a stereo receiver for my pc on ebay for $35, it came with a cd player as well.  i told john about it, and i said "cds are so yesterday" and "does anybody buy cds anymore" and "that reminds me of a cher song".

i bought a receiver for half close-out price
i should jump up and down, but it's almost twenty o nine
gave up my record player after "vogue" went out
lookin for the vinyl "justify," never found

i say hey, get disposal-curbside
hey hey hey, i'm gonna never use
that trash, just send what's mine

does anybody even buy cds anymore
cuz mp3-deficience means it's obsolete, charlie
if anybody really ever vogues anymore
i'd know, i'd know they're apt to be somebody
who knows two ho's who need your old technol'gy, you suck!

you're a sad case, a deceiver, and i'm sad you're playing me
i was told i'd get your trash, yes, so i'm much at-fault as thee
i've been figuring out a purpose for your old component, guy
there's an old-folks home, i now see what my purpose is tonight

i say thanks, love what is mine
but why'd you send an ob'slete cd player, lost in time?

does anybody even buy cds anymore
cuz mp3-deficience means it's obsolete, charlie
if anybody really ever vogues anymore
i'd know, i'd know they're apt to be somebody
who knows two ho's who need your old technol'gy, you suck!

hey hey hey, just keep your pro'type
cause i know that after ten years
gonna rise on up in price


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