i was thinking of my advertising excursion to the ymca.

oh, and on the way home, a car was following too close.  so i slowed down, like real slow, and whoever was driving kept moving the car in jerky motions to the right, as if to make me think he's psycho and gonna crash into me.  so i just kept going slowly, and after a couple jerky motions they just passed me in a no-passing zone.

"whatever you are, whoever you be..."
"any speech you flaunt is hatred, i'll move you out of here"
"cuz you are unwanted, mister, just leave - you are obscene"

i am unwanted, sucks to be me
any speech i flaunt is hatred, i'll prove you lack esteem
i am unwanted, sucks you're so weak
i can read your thoughts right now, "p.c. woman-strength ain't fake"
whoa, whoa, whoa...whoa, whoa, whoa

i can bash your errs, you say "go to hell"
hate from left is cool, from right it's snide and rude
anytime you feel angered by me, then give me heat - start chasing me

i am unwanted, sucks to be me
any speech i flaunt will rape you, because you lack esteem
whoa, whoa, whoa...whoa, whoa, whoa

i go pressing things by way of just mentioning
prides as ways to hide the confusion of your lives
cuz when it comes down to the freedom lib'rals love,
they want it, they want it, they want it when it's all one-sided

i am unwanted, sucks to be me
any speech i flaunt slaps face of the q philosophy
i am unwanted, sucks to be me
i can read your thoughts right now, "maybe you should stay away"
whoa, whoa, whoa...whoa, whoa, whoa

i ain't liked, it's who i've become
the basher of views god don't love
satire to show errs of all libs


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