here is the situation that inspired this song, the actual letter i sent to headquarters

i recognize that spite, all Strongwomen must scold for growth
i know her delirious pride is like a child's
her careless service said, "i'll show my spite to men"
she brought the food, the other time she brought the check

when my lemonade ended with a slurp
she had not once brought more to me, one nice refill
cuz her mind's not-so strong

she had arms like blimps
on a man, it's strength, her gender says "no way"
just like her inner-strength ain't anything achieving praise, no
next time i'll call a news crew, wish mercy, they'll be shunning your name good
fuck me, i'll call the news dude, he'll ever see that your rest'rant will pay, too
she had arms like blimps

i kept from howling louder, my heart felt coldly embarrassed
she said "you're unworthy," it scorned my pride
i heard no voice, it's true, i see her meaning's rude
i've seen her one demeanor, resenting queers

cuz when i show my Q and she treats me rude
it renders self-esteem so low, like victims of anti-gay senior year

she had arms like blimps
on a man, it's strength, her gender says "no way"
just like her inner-strength ain't anything achieving praise, no
next time i'll call a news crew, wish mercy, they'll be shunning your name good
fuck me, i'll call the news dude, he'll ever see that your rest'rant will pay, too
she had arms like blimps

i see feminist-type anger and spite for truth when guys win
all the bitches i have seen, they're filled with anger
they're filled with anger

she had arms like blimps
on a man, it's strength, her gender says "no way"
just like her inner-strength ain't anything achieving praise, no
next time i'll call a news crew, wish mercy, they'll be shunning your name good
fuck me, i'll call the news dude, he'll ever see that your rest'rant will pay, too
she had arms like blimps

next time i'll call a news-dude, he'll ever see you're filled with anger
she had arms like blimps, she's filled with anger of me
just like her outer strength


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