i wrote this one trying to find out how to post an ad mentioning legalizerape.org on dailykos, while "faith" was playing on my mp3 shuffler.  i initially heard george michael singing "hate hate hate, i gotta show hate hate hate-ah," but you know how inspiration goes.

well, i guess it would be nice if i could fuck their blogging
make kos blogs scream and scoff me, i'd madden lots of them fools
but i gotta speak nice...ly or i'll be denied and shamed,
cuz all my scorn is made of hate, just not the hate they spew

oh, so i'll be some dyke or some fag who loathes me
i can bitch a storm up, scoff my words
cuz how they love to sound like angry grown-ups,
so i'll play the "strong fag," blaming self-hate for this cyber-scorn

cuz i gotta have fame, i gotta inst'gate,
because i gotta self-hate hate hate to fondle their brains brains brains

blaming my show on lacked esteem's how gays
can feel real pleased at their mind-states, they'll say i'm living an untruth
maybe, heh, they'll read every word i say, they can't help but read it just to say
"i've self-love, and your life's self-doubt and a blunder to you"

your scorn will give me a sunken notion, before i go and cry about my heart
though so shamey, i'll reconsider my website's notions
and i'll be the one to hold me, not a man who's at the bar

cuz i gotta be straight, don't wanna self-hate,
because i gotta be straight straight straight...i fondle my brain brain brain

your scorn will give me a sunken notion, as scorn will give us all a sunken heart
though so shamey, i'll reconsider my youth's conclusions
and i'll be the one to hold me, not a man who wants one more

cuz i gotta be straight, don't wanna self-hate
and since i gotta have fame fame fame...i gotta inst'gate gate gate


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