i was in the mall, the food court, and was walking back and forth between two restaurants there. this older guy, not graying but definitely losing hair, broke out in an angry tone saying something about "a real intellectual" and a "rocket scientist". he was in back of me, so i didn't really get what he said, though after looking to see if he was talking to anyone and seeing him waking alone, i thought he may be an old crazy who talks to himself walking laps at the mall. then he stopped to get food ahead of me and i realized he was not a crazy, that he looked like he was competent. then i realized he was probably saying those things to me, in an effort to ridicule me, since as i was turning to go the other way, his little eyeball i caught looking at me to see if i'd respond.

i do, after all, make a low-key spectacle of myself around town, wearing the shirts for sale on this site (click the top banner, then 'the shirts' link). leaving my computer on all day, in 100 gay chat rooms where if anyone sends a chat to me then they are prompted to visit my site and answer a question about it. i write to restaurants, complaining that it's a matter of being famous for my site - and i stress legalizerape.org for hits - when Strongwoman can't be a good subservient domestic as my waitress. "i'm being discriminated against for my website".

then, as i was walking out the door, i locked eyes with some young hottie for a second too long.

yes, i'm gonna live forever, i won't be purged from their minds.

gay thing, look at me and yell because you're weak
you can't keep quiet 'round me, wench
gives "gay pride" a name that's more-less depressed
i get scorned by thee, cuz you can't let it be
i express my views and you're mad
shows your growth, little man

remember my name, fame!
i'm gonna live forever, i won't be purged from their minds!
christ, i'm really coming together, people all see me and smile
fame!
i'm gonna make it like em'nem, writing my mind every day
i'm gonna live forever, maybe i'm next timberlake

next timber, next timber, next timber...

gay thing, hold your spite or it will make me like
music crooned by lady madonn-
a, who loved to shake up what was lucid
ladies, i rebut the bluff that names you "tough"
i shoot down your heart's compensates
nerves, i've got, what's my name?

remember my name, fame!
i'm gonna live forever, i won't be purged from their minds!
christ, i'm really coming together, people all see me and smile
fame!
i'm gonna make it like em'nem, writing my mind every day
i'm gonna live forever, maybe i'm next timberlake


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