lying in my hospital bed, i remember the videos for george michael's "freedom '90" and warrant's "cherry pie" always on mtv. i guess mtv was the station my family always had on, since i was so much into pop music back then.

this parody was inspired by hussein obama's "i will not weaponize space" and "mandatory community service" dicta(toria)tions... or michelle's "he will never let you go back to your lives 'as usual'"

i won't fend your towns, i'll leave you sitting-ducks
gonna tax you, pay for the sour-ish economy that i got
i won't let you lounge, don't even live it up
cuz i will see your free-time, chum, we'll hash it out

oh yeah

heaven knows. you're just much too fun, boy
didn't obey obama's life-teach
for each/every little fun-time, you'll work nights, boy
you'll be meant to serve community
to win the race, a pretty white slave
brand new role, serve the big black face on your 'rock the vote' tv
cuz today's my way, not reagan's way - it's not the same, no way
think i'm gonna mandate many things

i think there's something you should know,
i think it's time capt'lism goes
there's something deep inside of me,
and straight from hell it's got to be
take back your picture in the frame
take back your his'try, u.s.a.
i just hope you understand, son
fine, i don't, barack rules your land

all we have to do, is take steve's dimes and share with sue
all we have to see, is that nothing belongs to sue and nothing belongs to steve

yeah, yeah

'bama - i won't fend your towns
'bama - i'll leave you sitting-ducks
'bama - gonna tax you, pay for the sour-
we gotta live on what you make
-ish economy that i got
'bama - i won't let you lounge
'bama - don't even live it up
'bama - cuz i will see your free-time,
we gotta live on what you make
chum, we'll hash it out

heaven knows, you sure had some fun, boy
what a kick, spent your money on greed
you had every big-shot full of spite, but you're done, boy
you were living in a fantasy
it's a new race, you pretty white slave
can't go home, serve the big black face on the orwellian pc's
cuz today's my way, not reagan's way, it's not to change, no way
and i'm gonna mandate many things

i think there's something you should know
i think it's time for change and hope
for the self-piteous in need
there's someone i'm ordained to be
take back your picture in the frame
and the nazis coming back again
i just hope you understand, son
fine, i don't, barack rules your land

all we have to do, is take steve's dimes and share with sue
all we have to see, is that nothing belongs to sue and nothing belongs to steve

yeah, yeah

'bama - i won't fend your towns
'bama - i'll leave you sitting-ducks
'bama - gonna tax you, pay for the sour-
we gotta live on what you make
-ish economy that i got
'bama - i won't let you lounge
'bama - don't even live it up
'bama - cuz i will see your free-time,
we gotta live on what you make
chum, we'll hash it out

sell my book like i'm road to heaven, but i deal like the road to hell
since the 'u.s. christ' elects no muslim, i say that christ is swell
posing with another christian says that allah's not my belle
but when my faith was asked, i answered fast, though my mistakes are always masked

(i'm what you get when 'change' gets you high)


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