first there was john, who, after two years chatting online, i've still not had sex with (and probably never will, he knows me too well).  i can't believe that there are actually people in the world who don't see sex as a 'how do you do".

i've got to make friends and it's hard for me
you got me trying, but through talk it could never be
cuz small-talk leaves me and my head worn-out
how can i touch you if i can't reach out?

breakfast in morning or when supper calls,
it should be awkward since all talk is small
cuz it don't matter, whatever we do
i need a psyche found from loving you

know that i'll find any dream that i wanted is dying
its life was never made
i'm always searching the world for the love of my classmates,
feeling teenaged, when will i see again

why can't you have sex as an icebreaker
is it your sex ain't worth mine, hell with you
gotta get out of your spellbound assumptions
it's just a screw

why can't you have sex as an icebreaker
it's like a speedy way of bonding with ease
suddenly questions alight with the knowledge
i am not blind, just for a friend i'll screw the guys

my love is stronger than a semen-burst
my soul is crying for dudes, and yes i'm feeling hurt
i'd lay the dudes, but they would not seem
to change their lives just to include me

now is my time, but i'm held by the doubt
that high school once selled me, being so shy
so could you say a "hi"

why can't you have sex as an icebreaker
it's like a speedy way of bonding with ease
suddenly questions alight with the knowledge
i am not blind, just for a friend i'll screw the guys

why can't you have sex as an icebreaker
is it your sex ain't worth mine, hell with you
gotta get out of your spellbound assumptions
it's just a screw

why can't you have sex as an icebreaker
it's like a speedy way of bonding with ease
suddenly questions alight with the knowledge
i am not blind


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