i'm a versitle gay - i'm a top with a man and a bottom with a toothbrush

oh, i didn't wanna do it, but i got too itchy
mmn, i had to lube one up with the minty-breath provider
i know it always hurts, sliding those tough, firm bristles
but i really needed itch unmade some, so i could only slide it, cringe from pain of

it's just an oral-b, it's not a gay thing
it's just an oral-b, it's not a gay thing
sometimes an oral-b is not for teeth

how am i gonna make my hole feel better, soap's as right as lotion
why does it always seem the minty will get rid of itchy plights?
they told me there's a doctor i can always dial when i'm itching
i don't wanna deal with outside action, save a few and give my ass some passion

it's just an oral-b, it's not a gay thing
it's just an oral-b, it's not a gay thing
sometimes an oral-b is not for teeth

ooh, sure it would be better if i had dude here to bone me
be better, baby, but i'm needing minty-fresh in me
i'm sure there's many guys who'd wanna freak me, here's the secret:
don't be afraid to make your own type of lube, see?
in my mind, it's aquafresh, so do me!

it's not an oral-b, it's just a gay thing
it's not an oral-b, it's just a gay thing
sometimes an oral-b ain't all you need


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