there's someone who works at the quicki-mart nearby.   he's like 21 i guess, and he's initiated conversation the last two times i've been there.  i hate when people talk friendly to me without asking me out on a date.  yes, i know i am 33, but i got the emotional growth of someone his age.

travis haunts me every day and every night
passed up all his makes for conversation
when embarrassed feelings say i ought to think twice
if i'm needing some human relations
being a nomad, i've all that i've had since my teens
i got no drive to be deemed much but boy full of dreams

travis has a very hard time
all my life has been without friends, that hurts
when he tells me whatever he tells me to be a friendly-type guy
i'll be taking some preventive action
i've dined with four guys whose hands wanted more-less my bank
failing to face their baloney, i paid when they'd say

here i am, feeling like a fucking fool
do i just laugh or say exactly what my head wants to?
everytime i think he wants me good, my brain is fooled and screwed
guys hurt esteem, i've sent love-notes to three,
i've been pushed, every fucking time it blows up huge

travis haunts me when i need a good fix
all my sessions will end with my made-up trav-porn
i would be so driven by his balls and armpits
saving pride from his rejection matters
sometimes it seems like the scars from my teens did me wrong
how did i hold that young, immature pose for so long?

i've done everything i can, so help because it's up to you
guys hurt esteem, i've sent love-notes to three,
i've been pushed, every fucking time it blows up huge

travis won me even if he don't care
that's my problem, i will chase whose chat does move me
with the travis, i could put myself up out there,
even though i'd face rejection through it
he's never said he's my best friend or even my man
why do i look up to someone i can't even have?


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