my mp3s were on, "leave a tender moment alone" was playing, and i saw "leave a tender boner alone" in my head.

even though we made love, i like to quit when i spray
i'll say touching is wrong, much of your touches won't wait
i know my boner looks alive, but hell, it hurts so give it some time
just make some conversation, guy, no sex or lust right now, i am bone-dry

and, well, that's how i deal - i like the sex-feeling til i explode
and i'll deny you from here, so leave a tender boner alone

yes, i don't want your love - i'm just gettin' off to relax
don't put your wood in my mouth, cuz i got my joy in your ass
if i yearn for your bone, then i'll free my goo once you spray
cuz my boner's no bone, i sex and it all just deflates

and that's just how i deal, and that's why no good men want boned
my love's deniable, dear, so leave a tender boner alone

and my cock knows its needs, hey i'm out when i get off, goodbye
just cuz i am a queery-type dude, means not fucking's the pride of my life

leave a tender boner alone
leave me alone

know my boner looks alive, oh no, keep my lotion inside
don't make me frantic, dude, i'd die - i'd cum out with redness and white

and, well, that's how i deal - i like the sex-feeling til i explode
and i'll deny you from here, so leave a tender boner alone

leave a tender boner...


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