realizing the realism of reality when my roomie's cousin came over and i couldn't be social

you're such a dunce, cuz look at you now
you're not somebody else's friend
you're such a dunce, cuz you don't know how
to be the friend you'd have, you can't chatter too well
you don't share things they see in life
like jobs, cares, or a cognitive drive
can't you see that's making you way hurt
cuz you dream to move first, what's to say then?

na na na na na na, gay thing, look at your hands
you're not too fab, you must be so fuckin' drab
betcha don't, betcha don't, betcha don't like your life
betcha don't, betcha don't, betcha don't like it
ma ma ma ma ma ma, gay thing, look at your hands
it could have been your roaring twenties, damn your past
betcha don't, betcha don't, betcha don't like your life
betcha don't, betcha don't, betcha don't like your life now

you're such a dunce, you give a "hi"
you don't dare to spout another word there
what would you say, would he think twice
about knowing things about you, man, you're scared
say you're gonna reach-out, say you're gonna try
but you're only talking, only talking
oh, i know you think you're so much, boy
it's no good if you live like you're shady

na na na na na na, gay thing, look at your hands
you're not too fab, you must be so fuckin' drab
betcha don't, betcha don't, betcha don't like your life
betcha don't, betcha don't, betcha don't like it
ma ma ma ma ma ma, gay thing, look at your hands
it could have been your roaring twenties, damn your past
betcha don't, betcha don't, betcha don't like your life
betcha don't, betcha don't, betcha don't like your life now

well, excuse me, gay thing, but it's making me mad
you've only got to talk, but you're lonely 'nough to feel outcast
it's so sad, you've only got to make contact
it's too bad, you're lonely 'nough to feel outcast


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