when this song was popular, mtv had a parody cher singing "look at my firm behind".
i did my first "firm behind" parody way back when i started this site.

look at my firm behind
give me some heiney-priase
i've been lacking firm-ass since birth, dude
praise heinay!

i don't know why you dissed my dream, you bitch
i don't know why you said i'm freaking bent
pride's really spite when you cut down my drive
were you just jealous i'd do more guys?

i didn't really feel much hurt, dude
i didn't doubt myself, you know
i know you hate my prize, but baby,

look at my firm behind
give me some heiney-praise
i've been lacking firm-ass since birth, dude
praise heinay!
look at them beating off,
i'll give them all a screw
cuz they love me, love me like you used to do
look at my firm behind

my world is shattered when you scorn my thoughts
construction workers' thighs as goals, or being a star
i talk 'bout this, you're just scorning "i do not care"
well, i lost self-esteem, do you care, my friend?

too strong to tell me i'm half-brawny
too proud to say i get you off
i know that you'd just die, but darlin'

look at my firm behind
give me some heiney-praise
i've been lacking firm-ass since birth, dude
praise heinay!
look at them beating off,
i'll give them all a screw
cuz they love me, love me like you used to do

look at my firm behind
look at my firm behind
look at my firm behiiiiiiiiind!
oh!  baby!


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