"we wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner"
"but we would eat kraft dinner, we'd just eat MORE"
that's what i thought while putting three $10 lamps together to be on all night on my porch

if i had a fluorocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
well, i'd light up my house, i would light up my house
if i had a fluorocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
night would turn into shoreside towns
maybe just like 'lantic c or in maryland
if i had a fluorocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
well, i'd light up and save more, and i'd be slighting everything green
if i had a fluorocarbon i'd light it up

if i had a fluorocarbon, light bills would keep more lights in yard
if i had a fluorocarbon, i could spend on cooler things like porn
if i had a fluorocarbon, maybe i could buy a real tiny fridge someday somewhere

if i had a flourocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
well, i'd pride to just approach (up in my wheels each night to view)
if i had a fluorocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
then my drive's such a catwalk next, yup! (i'm so glam in my kia)
if i had a fluorocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
well, i'd cry when my neighbors complain, and all they'd claim's "we can't sleep, you know"
if i had a fluorocarbon, i'd light it up

if i had a fluorocarbon, i wouldn't have to trip just to fall
if i had a fluorocarbon, i'd make a lighted scene from dusk to dawn
if i had a flourocarbon, i wouldn't have to save 'lectric'ty
(but i would save 'lectric'ty, i'd just burn more!)

if i had a fluorocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
well, i'd slight rules of greenness (i'd be a real green jester, too)
if i had a fluorocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
well, my lights would stay on (i'm a smartass, it's my heart's blunder)
if i had a fluorocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
well, i'd light to be funny (now, haven't you ever heard of a tongue-cheek?)
if i had a fluorocarbon, i'd light it up!

if i had a fluorocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
if i had a fluorocarbon, if i had a fluorocarbon
if i had a fluorocarbon, i'd be lit!


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