today i was switching into the left lane, it's a good thing my blinker didn't give much warning, because the pick-up in back of me sped up a heck of a lot while it was on, as if to get in my way.  i don't know why so many people are against me, i mean they've never even MET me.  just because they may not like the mind behind this website, doesn't give them a right to treat me like i've the mind of a sodomite.  oh, society's been conditioned to love sodomites.  scratch that and replace it with nazi.  oh, society likes socialism - scratch that and replace it with muslim.  oh, society celebrates islam (and abortion) which beheads.  hmn, let me think about this one...

mocked like an arrow through their hearts
that's the pain i see my speech develops, feels so hot
not to say that their reaction moves me, just i'll fade if they stop
i just know that it feels wrong if they don't hate, ignore
or say i'm odd a lot - so let me tell you, gay things,

go tell your mamas, go tell your friends,
go tell anyone who'd likely tell gay "men"
send it in a letter, maybe sell it on the phone
don't stop enlight'ning world to my cooley webshow

please dis me much (bois, ho's, spooks, dis me much)
i need your disses much (D - I - S me, you fucks)
please dis me much (bois, ho's, spooks, dis me much)
gay things, please dis me much (D-I-S me, you fucks)

i love to know my words move and offend
i love to know and see your whining face,
a keen award you gave when you said "he's so c-c-c-cruel
so whiiiiiiiiiine, "dyl's a rapist"

go tell your mamas, go tell your friends,
go tell anyone who'd likely tell the fems
send it in a letter, maybe sell it on the phone
don't stop enlight'ning world to my cooley webshow


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