i got on the gay rooms...well, room...now that gay.com doesn't work with gaysengr i can't get into 40 rooms at once to advertise my site.  anyway, somebody asks me what i do for a living, i tell him i live off a settlement, and he tells me i am "making an excuse to not to work".  yeah, those words, "to not to work," and that he knows many head-injured people who live "normal" lives.  i told him he sounds like my mom, because she nags me for the abnormal life i lead.   he asks if i get bored, being home alone all the time and having nothing to do.  "people need to be productive" is what he said.  "don't you get bored" is a really insulting thing to say to anyone just because they are home alone, because "don't you bore yourself" is what it really means.

thinking about it, i thought "he relies on other people," and thinking "he relies" i thought of the first words of "the morning papers".

he relies on things to bring him much a reason to feel great
every schoolboy's lanky cerebrum, it's time he had a change
if he bores his heart with everlasting thoughtlessness of mind
he would think that i'm as like-minded, a boring taker

he would make self-scoffs turn into self-pride with assistance of a mate
he would bide time fairly well with guys to kiss, he'd show his praise
he would contemplate his dependant universe and feel no scar
oh, crutch your scars, help your walk, don't abhor your way, sir

why don't age g'arantee self-love or mental real'zation
should we ask the ones who celebrate to take their minds off their lame jobs?
should we ask the dude why he can't make himself stray from "being there"
or should we ask the man with no damn friends, was he born elated?

should we ask the dude why he can't make himself stray from "being there"
or should we ask the man with no damn friends, was he born elated?


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