"i gotta get out," i thought...then, "hmn, that sounds like a maroon 5 song that i haven't done" - so i stayed in :)


i've been on pc, internet, even lifting weights and burning poundages
i'd drive to cash acquired checks, patiently wait to hear kind words the banker says
but no use has ever formed from trotting miles from my front door
why should i be social, i'm a misfit
making use of all this time, tweaking every song i like
close my eyes, imagining high-life, then

i'm kissing my pups or letting them out
i'm fancying strong-made glutes on me, wow
i'm mocking my lusts, i'm daydreaming much
just sitting's made me crazy, and i must get out

"this is not the guy i've bred," said mum, i cried, "just please accept my death"
she does not talk to shun my health, frowns on jagged me to improve my head
it bites, just cuz no use has ever formed from doctors' guidings of my world
i've no mind that's social, i'm a misfit
making use of all this time, tweaking every song i like
close my eyes, imagining high-life, then

i'm lifting dudes up on pedestals, now
i'm fancying strong-made dudes ask me out
i'm not needing cum shot way up my butt
just sitting's made me crazy, and i must get out

there's only so much docs can do, it's true
after all, i just need be proved a dude

that last line sounds like one of my " justify my love" parodies


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