there was a "44 year-old" at bally's who had to tell me that he was smart and that he looked like a 34 year-old.  we were talking for a little while, he said he used to be depressed and wanted to help me cuz i seemed depressed.  he took it upon himself to get the trainer i liked over so i'd talk to him.  i was vehemently against the idea and voiced my opposition (with one of jim levinstein's lines: "what the hell would i say") and refusal.  so he stopped talking to me.  later, he said i'm depressed.

i didn't say it, but i'll say it now - "i am 40 minutes from home, i'm looking for human relations and social activity, to whose definition of 'depressed' are you referring?"

so here's another parody of alanis morissette's "not the doctor," though i could've done another one of "right through you"

i don't wanna hear you, mister, if your words aren't rightly formed
i don't wanna hear you bash my 'xistence, you dis my livin' like you know my score
i don't wanna hear i'm saddened if the proof's your past life
get thee some fresh air

i don't wanna be untaught if what you see in me attests your youth
i don't wanna be the same or sim'lar, you're a very big void now
i don't wanna be a blunder, i couldn't marry dude and stay true to my nuts
go, leave me now, dork!

visiting hours expired, bye-bye, and since you've shown up i haven't been too psyched
alright, i know that you'll find some way to deem me feeling low
mind your empty thoughts, you diagnosed me wrong - not one time but three, you
do understand, sir, that you are not a doctor

i don't wanna heal my thinker, cuz to hate self ain't the road i'm on, and
i don't wanna feel my "other half" should name me as one incomplete dude
i don't wanna hear your foolish 'gay pride' or the spite that will say we're born this way
what are you running from?

i don't wanna hear conclusions drawn by penis-driven nerds
i don't wanna feel a dire need for getting screwed, it's time that i became alive
i don't wanna be gived to your nefarious persuasion,
please jump out the window!

visiting hours expired, bye-bye, and since you've shown up i haven't been too psyhched
alright, i know that you'll find some way to deem me feeling low
mind your empty thoughts, you diagnosed me wrong - not one time but three, you
do understand, sir, that you are not a doctor

i don't wanna live for funday, when my motto is "get real,"
i don't wanna be responsive to all the fractured scars that you call 'esteem'
i don't wanna see self-love be viewed a result of sit-in-thera...py
what do you take me, what do you take me for?


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