i'm always singing to my dogs, "i'm a private dancer, a dancer for puppies," and since it's january 22 and i've done what 23 songs, i'm doing this one in an effort to average out a song a day.

all the "men" i've been with naked aren't men who have esteem
dudes who live as the gay men aren't dudes who grasp i.d.
dudes whose semen's for the nude men with boners a-standin' tall
they see the guys not as brothers, but as excites, unequals

i'm a private dancer, a dancer for puppies,
dudes will just want me to screw
i'm a private dancer, a dancer for puppies,
cuz puppies' motives aren't so lewd

i wanna play and live with doggers, i want them shiv'ring with much glee
as for husband, borrowed children, eh - depressed gay land of make believe
all that's meant is compensation, give gay "men" a manly name
dude won't feel he is shameful, just don't look at his brain

i'm a private dancer, a dancer for puppies,
dudes will just want me to screw
i'm a private dancer, a dancer for puppies,
cuz ev'ry bold liar's seen through

fucked are those liars, they're ever men-depressed as they're psyching for dudes
let me choose to love jack russells, tell me i'm gonna someday too start living for sex

all the "men" i've been with naked aren't men who have esteem
dudes who live as the gay men aren't dudes who grasp i.d.
dudes whose semen's for the nude men with boners a-standin' tall
they see the guys not as brothers, but as excites, unequals


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