i was looking at naked men, wondering why i'm so fascinated by manly images.
i say images, because i'm don't fantasize over anyone who's right next to me.
i've been wanting to do a parody of matchbox 20's "you're so real" as "you're too real".

people are people so why should it be
you and guys should get along so cluelessly
people are people, so get an i.d.
dude, your eyes inspect a schlong with questionings

so, queers' similar lovers don't need different things
don't give her a wiener, just give her pussy
it's obvious her gazes don't quite justify knowl-
edge, genders seem to question when one's good mind's in dark

i can understand what makes a man date another man,
well, he's half-a-man

people are people so why should it be
you and guys should get along so cluelessly
people are people, so get an i.d.
dude, your eyes inspect a schlong with questionings

well, he's half-a-man
well, he's half-a-man

and it's funny when he's stripping, how aroused you can be
why, at "pride" you talk of having male-esteem
so far it hasn't surfaced, it cannot when you live
as a gay who cries for man, it's like a self-divorce thing

i can understand what makes a man date another man
well, he's half-a-man

people are people, and gender-i.d.
moves a guy to sex his polar-opposeets
people are people, so get an i.d.
dude, your eyes inspect a schlong with questionings

oh, oh, oh!


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