did i ever tell you of how someone wanted me to stick a dildo up his ass, and it came out with brown stains?

poop's got me feeling repulsions
clean it, man, an enema's fun
poop is a stinky revulsion
why you wanna sex up the bum?

i feel poo 'tween your thighs
my finger gets so up inside
thank the lord that 'gay pride'
will compensate it in my mind

i feel so naive
when i lust identity
i just know butts ain't clean
but i psyche until it's justified

poop's got me feeling repulsions
clean it, man, an enema's fun
poop is a stinky revulsion
why you wanna sex up the bum?

in the morning, when i rise
poo is the first thing excorcized
cuz if i'm livin' for the guys
i need to start clean, be a prize

it feels so unclean
and it fucks my self-esteem
just to know that i stink
so i try to make it clean inside

poop's got me feeling repulsions
clean it, man, an enema's fun
poop is a stinky revulsion
why you wanna sex up the bum?

you know the way to make me lose my bone
when we're hookin' up, dude, you might
be naked, but i'd die


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