"I have never and will never log on to your website, unless you can tell me that it's not a minority-bashing, hate-filled endeavor" (quoth my sister)

(bigot: a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion)
i know that when you look at me, there's so much that you just don't see
but if you could know me and my mind, you don't need no smarts to find
a little girl who heired no spine, whose lib'ral vote's the spawn
can't you see i hurt and bleed for big brother's strong arms

i wanna run to government
i wanna run to government
won't you hold me in your laws and keep from hate, us all
i wanna run to government
but if i come to you
tell me, will you make the bigots run away?

each day, they hate the gays and scold
they're dumb-dumbs, always making jokes
but we rise above, always turn from dweebs
but nobody cares to outlaw hate speech

oh, what's the sense of paying docs for self-esteem
without a world to handle it healthy and nicely

i wanna run to government
i wanna run to government
won't you hold me in your laws and keep from hate, us all
i wanna run to government
but if i come to you
tell me, will you make the bigots run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay?
run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, oh!

we need you here to help the queers feel like the men of steel
to kiss our gay esteem
oh, if you only knew how much we wanna run to government
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