"saving money" does not rhyme with "every woman," how i like stuff to rhyme, but it's just a triumphant proclamation.


whatever i want, whatever i nee-eee-eeeee-eeeeeed
anything i want, i'll take it
i save a lot of green
cuz i'm saving money, more than i nee-eeeee-eeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeed
more than i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

i'm saving money, more than i need
pennies saved will not be wasted
improving equity
i'm saving money, soon i will be
riding three-wheels all downtown
saving money on the way
vroom, vroom, vroom - vroom, vroom, vroom

i joined gym nati'nal, just where it's not local
pay much less, but use the Y i ride bike to
any light i leave a.m. through p.
fluorescently, i save all greens

i'm saving money, electric'ty
pennies saved will not be wasted
improving equity
"whoa, so vogue! whoa, so vogue!"

my friendlessness leaves my brain feeling defeat
i've no place to drive, so no fuel's too high a price
and men i'd ask out, i don't do it just because
they've got hiv (that's a word, hiv)
i'll caught it
don't want it, want it, want it, want it

i'm saving money, more than i need
pennies saved will not be wasted
improving equity
i'm saving money, soon i will be
riding three-wheels all downtown
saving money makes me say,
"whoa, so vogue! whoa, so vogue!"

i ain't braggin, i'm saving up
don't tell me "you have too much"
i got them used, my wears
you'd die first


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