taken from Strongwoman's post on a bulletin board:

When I first started, I too struggled to curl 10lbs in each hand...now, I am curling 20lbs each hand max. Very challenging but ... ouch..oh so good! :tucool:

when i was a young boy, well dudes rid'culed with girly-names
now that i'm getting older, so tough are girls
they're strong, but my pride cries "wait!"
"if a girl's that brute, why was i rid'culed?"
lord knows her esteem needs untruths, feigned strengths,
wants seen as dude
come on and say it much:

"hurts so good," little ladies saying 'hurts so good'
sometimes "tough" don't mean you are brute
cuz ladies "hurt so good"

you don't even curl half of my strength
you're lying to give your self-esteem something to run with
i always felt uninvited, they made their teams and left me glum
hey, lady, be true - making babies is you
see, your weakness bruised armsed forces, babe,
police and god's name, too
don't want men shaming ya

"hurts so good," little ladies saying 'hurts so good'
sometimes "tough" don't mean you are brute
cuz ladies "hurt so good"

i ain't talkin no fibs, here
i ain't praisin woman's mind-health
i may stalk it, her i.d.
ladies spin good, talk around what strength's 'bout
want to outdo men, N.O.W

duh


SONG PARODY 1999-2001   2004   2005   2006   2007   2008   2009   2010   2011   2012   2013   2014   2015

check out my site, www.jaggedlittledyl.com , unless you're there now