before the solo ejaculation: "i resolve to talk to guys in hopes of finding someone else to mess around with".
after the solo ejaculation: "then what?"

well, i'm hot for good men with bods of much might
i'm hot to sniff his urine, give his rear a ride
yes, i'll ever dream like that at night
when i get up close and on the guys, well i never think about it,
how scorned it'd leave my mind
the ass is always stinky then i'm limp all night

then what, what you gonna do when the 'super's gone and 'human' shines through
when you claim feeling lust means you're way out-of-touch
dude ain't much a hottie, smell of lunch on his tongue
then what, where you gonna turn when hotman's ball-sack's just as stinky as yours
seems fate is made for ridiculing lust
then what?

well, i ain't laying, i'd rather go blind, so i'll fuck my hand to bide my time
it don't mean that i'm out to hate what's me
when i'm jacking, on the brink, after i cum i gotta step back and think
why i try to sex the hottie-dudes i see

then what, what you gonna do when the 'super's gone and 'human' shines through
when you claim feeling lust means you're way out-of-touch
dude ain't much a hottie, smell of lunch is on his tongue
then what, where you gonna turn when hotman's ball-sack's just as stinky as yours
seems fate is made for ridiculing lust
then what?

do who you want, do who you wish...it's your life, but don't ever dis
my vows to be so undersexed, bitch, keep your love of differ-ences


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