i was singing with "sometimes a fantasy," and really had to take a leak. the hospital had portable urinals for bedridden patients.

ooh, i didn't wanna do it cuz i'm rock and rolling
ooh, i had to interrupt in the middle of a line
i know it's awful hard to try to hold up your pissin'
but i really needed urination, so i could only stop with agitation

give us a urinal, i want to sing, please
a porta-urinal, and keep me singing
sometmes a urinal is all you need

how am i gonna take control, get ahold of what's appropr'ate
why do i always need to piss here while my singer wants to shine
i know that there's a something i can always try to pour my piss in
i don't wanna feel too unrelaxed, and oh i knew i need a magic bathroom

give us a urinal, i want to sing, please
a porta-urinal, and keep me singing
sometmes a urinal is all you need

sure, it would be better if a bathroom's here next to me
be better, baby, but believe me it's the next best thing
i'm sure there's many things i've wanted, be it weed or penis
it'd be a waste - a drain for waste next to me
if i feel i've got a well of pee-pee

give us a urinal, i want to sing, please
a porta-urinal, and keep me singing
sometmes a urinal is all you need


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