when waitresses take too long to bring my food, i write the restaurant's headquarters to complain. i recommend installing an islamic rape room in their restaurant to punish "waitresses and SERVers who are too proud to be subSERVient to the their customers". oh, i always bring up any one of my domain names, just because this is how i advertise. "it's because i am the webmaster of legalizerape.org that i'm discriminated against".

just the other day, i waited ten minutes for the food, and as soon as five or six minutes went by, i started gallavanting my website-advertising shirt around the restaurant and into the restroom.  the first time i returned, food was still not there, but the second time i found a whole sandwich not the half that i ordered. so i told the people at the front counter, they said "i'll get your waitress," and i just walked out. um, burn? take the cost of the sandwich out of her check, i told the restaurant in the email i sent to complain.


come on, bleeder, rise above your "pride"
i love to bitch, i understand
they're talking rumors for miles
scorn my funky website out there

come on, bleeder, rise above your "pride"
don't be a bitch, it proves me much
a being of fame, everybody keep it up, make me wait

my burning fantasy of years past
mankind actu'lly knows my name
everybody keep it up, make me wait
i'll just complain

come on, bleed, but see no strength is "pride"
you gotta bitch to see it's there
you scorn and gossip, you child
scorn me cuz i can make you mad

come on, bleeder, rise above your "pride"
don't be a bitch, it proves me much
a being of fame, everybody keep it up, make me wait

she calls me a fruit, she calls me names
they got to feel they're better, lowly girls
everybody, keep it up, make me wait
my fucking fame!


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