i leg-press my weight on each leg, and have no firm behind.
i've had a treadmill for years, never used.
i propped the front-end up about 20 inches on a bucket of joint compound.
i now use the "treadhill" in a near-sitting position, knees bent.

THIS PARODIES THE RUN-DMC VERSION

now there's a fancy muscle that's always under cover
and i gawk at y.m.c.a
men who're naked scrubbin all the brown from their muffins
make me turn from all my lazy ways
now there's no rear-reamer, there's no queer in me, though
i'm hard for the mens' roundness
and leg-press does nothing, so position that i run in
is the duck-walk that's chuck berry's gift, like this:

three/four minutes, i'm destroyed, but my glutes
i can feel are tired, what - ain't it sad?
gimme way bigger nigger-type of booty, i'd be livin
i'd be swinging my lust here and there
so i look for big ass on the guys, but gasp
i'm the same-old dude who's marshmallow-made
it does just deem me as foolish if i'm screwin not improvin
so i'm sold that i should walk this way

i know i'll duck-walk this way, for heiney
walk this way, for high-praise
i know i'll duck-walk this way, for heiney
walk this way, for high-praise
well, butt-dimples are gifts!

school's not easy, fitness classes i can't handle
when the girls hate my saying they're weak
cuz the three strong ladies who could prove strength not were
saying "how dare you question our beings"
i see firm heineys, boobs and never gave-up on the leg-press
til i saw one big something i missed
when the sexy babe had not a strong press, but a fabled
ass that's way too firm, i said "that's it"

three/four minutes, i'm destroyed, but my glutes
i can feel are tired, sucks i'm no man
gimme way bigger nigger-type of booty, i'd be livin
i'd be swinging my lust here and there
so i look for big ass on the guys, but gasp
i'm the same-old dude who's marshmallow-made
it does just deem me as foolish if i'm screwin not improvin
so i'm sold that i should walk this way:


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