digital underground.  aah, 1990.  tickets to madonna's blond ambition tour at the spectrum in philadelphia were going on sale, and i slept over at the lehigh valley mall with john and craig to buy them.   i don't remember much, as the concert was june 17, so we bought these tickets in may i guess, and my head-injury was a week after the show.   i was so psyched to go with them, they were the coolest "band fags" in band.   they were always listening to Digital Underground's sex packets, we may have listened to it while going to see truth or dare the next year.  i won tickets after prom.


now, these are not your average anti-gay man's songs
i won't be talking hell, that's mo' for jesus and god
i'll hate from perspective drawn from living to form
check out the gay-type images i like to horde
the funky beats are playing and i'm freaking a song
you wonder how i got to be the bitch of scorn
you love to deem me a delirious snob
i mock it all when on the microphone

so, MC's, you like the way i sing?
well listen close, and make sure you don't miss the meat
don't you know that i'm a psycho gay-basher
known to them queers as a self-scorned bastard
i bust pride, make liberals hate
so, listen close and you'll knee-jerk away
wimps who live for necking will get verbally raped
i'll send 'em home feeling slapped in the face
i just mock libs, they chant "stop him"
as they're mocking my 'love god'ness (hypo-pot'mous)

the funky beats are playing and i'm freaking a song
you wonder how i got to be the bitch of scorn
ya lovin' much to deem me a delirious snob
i mock it all when on the microphone
so, MC's, you like the way i sing? (you like my gay-bashing?)
god's america likes a comedy

JC should like the way i sing
i may be rude, so if he don't, i don't need to be
see, i don't take to other 'love god' dudes, i'm not about to
i do the things that i gotta do
if JC's to please disloyal followers
then, dude, i'll stop my fucking lib-mock horror-show
but, really, with god there's no fag-born concessions
my verbal-bashing makes me ask forgiveness
gays think that they're godly, but his way they're mocking
feminists mock god and so i'm basher
JC, you like the way i swing? (you like my gay-bashing?)
yeah, god's america likes a comedy

MC's you like the way i sing? (you like my gay-bashing?)
the queens told me that i suffer from low self-esteem
if one's attraction must wreck all kinds of mock'ry
he can't deny/affirm just why his 'good' is sloppy
the funky beats are playing and i'm freaking a song
you wonder how i got to be the bitch of scorn
ya lovin' much to deem me a delirious snob
i mock it all when on the microphone
Ah, PC is not the way i sing (it's not the way i sing)
god's america likes a comedy

you're wimps who live for, you're wimps who give whores
you're wimps who live for gay-pride with your schoolteachers
about as fitting, when your teacher condones reefer
why don't you give it up, just put gay pride down
get out of town with your voids and all the cum you spout
not your average anti-gay fag-dude
you can tell by my speech, i'm way embarrassed for you

the funky beats are playing and i'm freaking a song
gay pride this, ya'll, i'm on the microphone
MC's, you like the way i sing? (you like my gay-bashing?)
god's america likes a comedy

see, i have no time for lusters
who might not have grown a man's bicuspids
i came here to say that what you really need's a way
to JC, why don't you take his chill pill?
you really need to listen to his way, his will
on my rhymes, i spoke his lines quite impolite
everytime a sucker freaks, i get another mad line
gay mouths keep suckin and the babes lack toughness
and i bet they love restraining bashers

P.C. - you like the way I sing?


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